1 00:00:15,436 --> 00:00:18,481 [sighs] See you next year, Three Wise Men. 2 00:00:20,775 --> 00:00:22,485 Damn, you're taking this shit down quick. 3 00:00:22,568 --> 00:00:24,528 -It's like living in a CVS. -Yeah, man. 4 00:00:24,612 --> 00:00:26,030 Out with the old. New year, 5 00:00:26,113 --> 00:00:29,116 new Davis Beau Bradley Barrett the Fourth! 6 00:00:29,200 --> 00:00:30,409 [Kel] Are you-- are you good? 7 00:00:30,493 --> 00:00:32,078 Did you brew this with Celsius again? 8 00:00:32,161 --> 00:00:34,413 No, I don't wanna go into the new year moping about AJ. 9 00:00:34,497 --> 00:00:36,415 And yes, Bill's gonna be back at work soon. 10 00:00:36,499 --> 00:00:38,959 And yes, AJ's gonna be all, like, lovey-dovey with him 11 00:00:39,043 --> 00:00:41,295 behind closed doors. But bro's got a plan. 12 00:00:41,378 --> 00:00:42,671 -Oh, you finally going to therapy? -No. 13 00:00:42,755 --> 00:00:44,173 I'm just gonna keep withdrawing into myself 14 00:00:44,256 --> 00:00:45,758 until no emotions can reach me. 15 00:00:45,841 --> 00:00:46,842 [Josh] Hey, I'm back. 16 00:00:46,926 --> 00:00:48,719 Oh, look who decided to show his face 17 00:00:48,803 --> 00:00:51,055 after not responding to our group text for a week. 18 00:00:51,138 --> 00:00:52,681 There was no service in Turks and Caicos. 19 00:00:52,765 --> 00:00:55,142 Yeah, your location was floating over the Atlantic, it freaked us out. 20 00:00:55,226 --> 00:00:57,186 -We thought you drowned. -I wish I had. 21 00:00:57,269 --> 00:00:59,021 I thought a one-on-one vacation with my mom 22 00:00:59,105 --> 00:01:02,024 would be a nice way to reflect after my dad left her, 23 00:01:02,108 --> 00:01:03,901 but all she wanted to do was hook up with the guy 24 00:01:03,984 --> 00:01:05,528 who taught the ceviche-making class. 25 00:01:05,611 --> 00:01:08,072 It was the worst. What's this box? 26 00:01:08,155 --> 00:01:09,573 [Davis] Oh, those are the New Year's glasses. 27 00:01:09,657 --> 00:01:11,784 Yeah, we're gonna strut into 27 Bond tomorrow night 28 00:01:11,867 --> 00:01:13,702 wearing those, looking like a hot new boy band. 29 00:01:13,786 --> 00:01:15,246 -Yeah, I'm the sexy one. -[Josh] No. 30 00:01:16,163 --> 00:01:17,164 I'm the sexy one. 31 00:01:17,248 --> 00:01:19,875 You're the one who's, like, secretly religious. 32 00:01:19,959 --> 00:01:21,377 You're the one who goes bald way too young. 33 00:01:21,460 --> 00:01:23,754 O-Okay, stop. I'm sorry, Davis, I can't make it. 34 00:01:23,838 --> 00:01:26,549 My show opens tomorrow, and then there's a cast party afterwards. 35 00:01:26,632 --> 00:01:28,384 And sadly, there's no plus-ones. 36 00:01:28,467 --> 00:01:30,177 And I can't afford 27 Bond. 37 00:01:30,261 --> 00:01:31,470 But here's an idea. 38 00:01:31,554 --> 00:01:33,389 We all rewatch Broadcast News 39 00:01:33,472 --> 00:01:35,641 while eating Chinese food from Golden Unicorn. 40 00:01:35,724 --> 00:01:36,725 Hey, man? 41 00:01:37,601 --> 00:01:38,602 That sucks. 42 00:01:38,686 --> 00:01:40,646 I can't believe we're not gonna be together for New Year's Eve. 43 00:01:40,729 --> 00:01:44,567 -You know it's my favorite holiday. -What? It's famously the worst holiday. 44 00:01:44,650 --> 00:01:46,861 It is a birthday party for the whole world. 45 00:01:46,944 --> 00:01:49,071 That's cra-- [scoffs] Fine, you know what? 46 00:01:49,155 --> 00:01:51,198 I'm gonna go to 27 Bond alone. 47 00:01:51,282 --> 00:01:54,368 And if I get roofied, it's on both of you. 48 00:01:55,953 --> 00:01:58,956 [♪ electronic music playing] 49 00:02:06,213 --> 00:02:10,676 {\an8}♪ Do what you feel 'cause everything's real ♪ 50 00:02:10,759 --> 00:02:12,803 {\an8}♪ 'Cause everything's real ♪ 51 00:02:22,688 --> 00:02:25,191 [Abby] Okay, I'm coming out. 52 00:02:26,192 --> 00:02:27,276 How do I look? 53 00:02:28,068 --> 00:02:31,113 {\an8}Uh, like you're in your work uniform. What am I missing? 54 00:02:31,197 --> 00:02:33,574 {\an8}God damn it. I really thought some jewelry 55 00:02:33,657 --> 00:02:35,993 {\an8}could step up this basic-ass polo. 56 00:02:36,076 --> 00:02:38,120 Oh, the jewelry! Now I see it. 57 00:02:38,204 --> 00:02:40,956 Yes, it's very nice. Very elevated. 58 00:02:41,040 --> 00:02:43,542 Don't lie to me. Ugh, I swore I would never go back 59 00:02:43,626 --> 00:02:46,003 {\an8}to a 9-to-5, but thanks to Kel, 60 00:02:46,086 --> 00:02:49,757 {\an8}I now have to pay for an $18,000 jacket that he made me lose. 61 00:02:49,840 --> 00:02:53,177 {\an8}Every time you say that amount, I'm shocked you're talking about one coat. 62 00:02:53,260 --> 00:02:54,637 -Mm-hmm. -That's like an entire 63 00:02:54,720 --> 00:02:56,180 Price is Right Showcase Showdown. 64 00:02:56,263 --> 00:02:57,473 -Yeah. -[phone dings] 65 00:02:58,599 --> 00:03:00,768 {\an8}-What is it? -Bill just Slacked the group. 66 00:03:00,851 --> 00:03:03,604 {\an8}-He is coming back to work tomorrow. -Oh. 67 00:03:03,687 --> 00:03:04,980 Okay, how are you feeling? 68 00:03:05,064 --> 00:03:06,273 {\an8}Fine. 69 00:03:06,357 --> 00:03:08,234 {\an8}Well, I mean, somewhere between fine and dead. 70 00:03:08,317 --> 00:03:09,985 -Mm. -It's weird. 71 00:03:10,069 --> 00:03:12,988 {\an8}I'm actually more upset that Davis still isn't talking to me. 72 00:03:13,072 --> 00:03:15,991 {\an8}He made work fun. Without him, it's just, like, work. 73 00:03:16,075 --> 00:03:18,077 Well, can you blame him for being hurt? 74 00:03:18,160 --> 00:03:19,495 He's in love with you. 75 00:03:19,578 --> 00:03:21,455 What? Davis? 76 00:03:22,206 --> 00:03:24,792 {\an8}No. No, that's crazy. 77 00:03:24,875 --> 00:03:27,044 Sorry. I thought it was common knowledge 78 00:03:27,127 --> 00:03:30,339 because it's so obvious to anyone that's seen him speak to you. 79 00:03:30,422 --> 00:03:32,633 Abby, we are just friends. No. 80 00:03:32,716 --> 00:03:35,302 {\an8}If Davis was in love with anybody, it was Bill. 81 00:03:35,386 --> 00:03:36,762 {\an8}I just have to clear the air. 82 00:03:36,845 --> 00:03:39,181 Perfect. Well, once you're friends with him again, 83 00:03:39,265 --> 00:03:41,767 can you tell him to stop singing in the hallway? It's deafening. 84 00:03:41,850 --> 00:03:43,519 I can't do that. That will kill him. 85 00:03:44,812 --> 00:03:45,813 [Abby] Bye. 86 00:03:50,526 --> 00:03:54,738 [Wes] Once again, the world punishes me! When will it ever be my turn? 87 00:03:54,822 --> 00:03:56,782 Well, maybe next year. 88 00:03:56,865 --> 00:03:58,826 Next year I'll be dead! 89 00:04:01,161 --> 00:04:02,538 Hey, Paula. 90 00:04:02,621 --> 00:04:03,914 -Is everything okay? -[Paula] No! 91 00:04:03,998 --> 00:04:06,041 {\an8}Once again, Wes has not been asked 92 00:04:06,125 --> 00:04:08,460 {\an8}to appear on a single live New Year's Eve show. 93 00:04:08,544 --> 00:04:10,212 {\an8}That's crazy. There's so many shows, 94 00:04:10,296 --> 00:04:12,589 {\an8}and they're, like, five hours long. 95 00:04:12,673 --> 00:04:15,509 I mean, at this point in his career, the only thing he wants 96 00:04:15,592 --> 00:04:19,763 is to be culturally relevant enough to throw to a performance of Bad Bunny 97 00:04:19,847 --> 00:04:22,141 and play a drinking game with Kyle MacLachlan. 98 00:04:22,224 --> 00:04:24,226 I feel like I've failed him. 99 00:04:25,352 --> 00:04:26,520 I'll give you some space. 100 00:04:33,402 --> 00:04:34,778 Hey, Kate. Got your text. 101 00:04:34,862 --> 00:04:36,280 -You said, uh, you had a box for me? -Yep. 102 00:04:36,363 --> 00:04:38,157 It's all the stuff from your classroom. 103 00:04:38,240 --> 00:04:40,451 Heads up, I used the lost and found box, 104 00:04:40,534 --> 00:04:43,329 so there might be some AirPods and lip gloss rolling around the bottom. 105 00:04:44,288 --> 00:04:45,622 Why-- why are you giving this to me? 106 00:04:45,706 --> 00:04:47,833 I found a permanent replacement to teach your class. 107 00:04:47,916 --> 00:04:50,169 You're free of us. Happy holidays. 108 00:04:50,252 --> 00:04:52,087 Wait, I'm-- I'm sorry. I'm-- I'm confused. 109 00:04:53,172 --> 00:04:54,840 So, I'm just done teaching? 110 00:04:54,923 --> 00:04:56,425 I didn't even get to say goodbye to the girls. 111 00:04:56,508 --> 00:04:58,385 You always knew this was temporary. 112 00:04:58,469 --> 00:05:00,763 And I know you don't want to be a teacher, so I found someone who does. 113 00:05:00,846 --> 00:05:03,265 I-It's just so abrupt. 114 00:05:03,349 --> 00:05:05,100 Is everything okay? Are we okay? 115 00:05:05,184 --> 00:05:07,811 Oh, we're great. We're so, so good. 116 00:05:07,895 --> 00:05:10,939 We reconnected for this job, and now this job is over. 117 00:05:11,023 --> 00:05:12,733 So, goodbye, Kel. 118 00:05:13,525 --> 00:05:16,195 [computer keys clacking] 119 00:05:18,655 --> 00:05:20,407 [♪ upbeat jazz music playing] 120 00:05:23,911 --> 00:05:25,162 -What are you doing? -[gasps] 121 00:05:25,245 --> 00:05:27,623 Kylie. I'm sorry. I-- I need a break. 122 00:05:27,706 --> 00:05:30,709 This stupid algorithm keeps sending me Austin's anti-ketamine ad, 123 00:05:30,793 --> 00:05:33,253 and I, I can't focus on folding sweaters. 124 00:05:33,337 --> 00:05:36,256 Abby, as a woman, I sympathize. 125 00:05:36,340 --> 00:05:38,926 But as your manager, I need you to do your job, 126 00:05:39,009 --> 00:05:41,553 and your job is to fold sweaters. 127 00:05:41,637 --> 00:05:43,472 And once you get good enough at that, I will promote you 128 00:05:43,555 --> 00:05:45,015 to rearranging sunglasses. 129 00:05:45,099 --> 00:05:47,184 I'm sorry. You're right. 130 00:05:47,267 --> 00:05:49,520 I'm still getting the hang of working retail. 131 00:05:49,603 --> 00:05:51,355 [laughing] 132 00:05:51,438 --> 00:05:54,775 But I was thinking, if I had more shifts, that might help. 133 00:05:54,858 --> 00:05:56,568 -More shifts? -Mm-hmm. 134 00:05:56,652 --> 00:05:58,695 Abby, you're not exactly our star employee. 135 00:05:58,779 --> 00:06:02,032 June has to refold everything you touch, and she's 73. 136 00:06:04,284 --> 00:06:06,745 Please. I could really, really use the overtime. 137 00:06:06,829 --> 00:06:08,622 Fine. If you want more hours 138 00:06:08,705 --> 00:06:10,874 you can work a double tomorrow on New Year's Eve. 139 00:06:10,958 --> 00:06:12,960 Thank you, Kylie. I will not let you down. 140 00:06:13,043 --> 00:06:14,378 We'll see. 141 00:06:14,461 --> 00:06:16,839 You left your headset on when you went to the bathroom earlier. 142 00:06:16,922 --> 00:06:18,799 It was very unpleasant for everyone. 143 00:06:18,882 --> 00:06:21,927 [♪ "I Need You" by Sandy Szigeti playing] 144 00:06:22,010 --> 00:06:24,888 Great meeting. Good meeting. Yeah, the answer's still no. 145 00:06:24,972 --> 00:06:25,973 Hi. 146 00:06:26,056 --> 00:06:28,684 ♪♪ 147 00:06:28,767 --> 00:06:30,227 Josh. 148 00:06:30,310 --> 00:06:31,728 Mar-- Martina, there's been a mistake. 149 00:06:31,812 --> 00:06:35,482 I don't see a meeting with spoiled little shit on my calendar. 150 00:06:35,566 --> 00:06:38,861 Dad, come on. I just need, like, five minutes. 151 00:06:38,944 --> 00:06:42,406 Okay, sure. I've got a board meeting later. 152 00:06:42,489 --> 00:06:45,033 You can stick around and humiliate me in front of them too. 153 00:06:45,117 --> 00:06:47,453 Dad, I'm sorry I humiliated you. 154 00:06:50,205 --> 00:06:52,458 What's more, I suck. 155 00:06:52,541 --> 00:06:56,462 I'm ungrateful and a stupid, miserable disappointment. 156 00:06:56,545 --> 00:06:58,464 Oh, now we're getting somewhere. Bring it home. 157 00:06:58,547 --> 00:06:59,840 Jesus Christ. 158 00:06:59,923 --> 00:07:02,593 You are a titan of industry, a great father, 159 00:07:02,676 --> 00:07:06,096 role model, broadcaster who looks young enough to be my brother. 160 00:07:06,180 --> 00:07:08,348 And I'll never do anything like that again. 161 00:07:09,266 --> 00:07:11,143 [chuckles] Oh! Apology accepted. 162 00:07:11,226 --> 00:07:14,188 Welcome back, son. How much do you need? 163 00:07:14,271 --> 00:07:15,981 Oh. I don't need your money. 164 00:07:16,064 --> 00:07:17,232 I need something else. 165 00:07:17,983 --> 00:07:19,902 You know Bob Iger, right? 166 00:07:25,365 --> 00:07:28,368 [♪ easygoing music playing] 167 00:07:32,831 --> 00:07:35,459 [Kel] Dear girls, I hope you're having a wonderful break. 168 00:07:35,542 --> 00:07:37,920 You better not be on TikTok too much. 169 00:07:38,003 --> 00:07:39,671 I'm writing to tell you that I won't be joining you 170 00:07:39,755 --> 00:07:42,341 in the new year, as they found a permanent replacement. 171 00:07:42,424 --> 00:07:44,676 When we first met, you were unforgiving, 172 00:07:44,760 --> 00:07:46,929 and gotta be honest, pretty disrespectful. 173 00:07:47,012 --> 00:07:49,056 But things changed. You challenged me 174 00:07:49,139 --> 00:07:51,975 and reminded me why it's worth showing up, even when it's hard. 175 00:07:52,059 --> 00:07:55,020 I will miss teaching you. You're like the Dashwood sisters. 176 00:07:55,103 --> 00:07:58,357 Smart, adventurous, and suspicious of newcomers. 177 00:07:58,440 --> 00:08:00,776 I won't compare myself to any of the male characters, 178 00:08:00,859 --> 00:08:03,904 since they're all love interests, and that would be weird. 179 00:08:03,987 --> 00:08:05,781 All the best, Mr. W. 180 00:08:06,532 --> 00:08:09,034 Kel? We're ready for you. 181 00:08:09,117 --> 00:08:10,327 Thank you, Bianca. 182 00:08:18,085 --> 00:08:20,254 Oh. Hey. Good morning. 183 00:08:20,337 --> 00:08:22,005 Is it cool if I join you in here? 184 00:08:22,714 --> 00:08:26,051 Yes, multiple people can do laundry at the same time. 185 00:08:26,134 --> 00:08:29,429 Sorry, I don't know the etiquette. It's my first time washing my own clothes. 186 00:08:30,430 --> 00:08:32,349 Well, welcome. 187 00:08:32,432 --> 00:08:34,977 Oh, hey, how was Aspen? Did you ski? 188 00:08:35,060 --> 00:08:36,395 Tell me you didn't buy a cowboy hat. 189 00:08:36,478 --> 00:08:39,064 Oh, my God, you did? 190 00:08:39,147 --> 00:08:41,233 You bought a cowboy hat. You tourist! 191 00:08:41,316 --> 00:08:43,068 No, I didn't go to Aspen. 192 00:08:43,151 --> 00:08:45,112 Oh, Bill cheaped out? You did Snowmass? 193 00:08:45,195 --> 00:08:47,322 You can call it Aspen. I won't tell anyone. 194 00:08:47,406 --> 00:08:49,491 No, Bill took his ex-girlfriend. They're back together. 195 00:08:49,575 --> 00:08:50,867 He dumped me. 196 00:08:51,910 --> 00:08:55,455 Oh, man. AJ, I'm so sorry. I had no idea. 197 00:08:55,539 --> 00:08:56,915 Yeah, same. 198 00:08:57,708 --> 00:08:59,710 I just fell hard for someone who turns out 199 00:08:59,793 --> 00:09:01,795 had little to no real interest in me. 200 00:09:03,797 --> 00:09:06,174 -[laughing] -What? 201 00:09:07,759 --> 00:09:10,637 It's just, if the Philadelphia Thirst Monster 202 00:09:10,721 --> 00:09:14,141 is thirsty outside of Philly, is she still the Philadelphia Thirst Monster? 203 00:09:14,224 --> 00:09:15,517 [laughing] Motherfucker! 204 00:09:15,601 --> 00:09:16,810 [both laughing] 205 00:09:16,893 --> 00:09:18,395 [dryer buzzing] 206 00:09:19,563 --> 00:09:21,690 God, I wish I didn't have to go to work today. 207 00:09:21,773 --> 00:09:23,275 Just take PTO. 208 00:09:23,358 --> 00:09:25,027 My dad works, like, three months a year. 209 00:09:25,110 --> 00:09:28,864 Never. I show up to work, no matter what. 210 00:09:28,947 --> 00:09:30,824 And I'm getting my first deal tombstone. 211 00:09:30,907 --> 00:09:32,367 Deal tombstone? 212 00:09:32,451 --> 00:09:35,162 They're trophies we give each other for making rich people even richer. 213 00:09:35,245 --> 00:09:37,289 [sighs] This world. 214 00:09:37,372 --> 00:09:39,666 Well, I hope you at least have fun New Year's plans tonight. 215 00:09:39,750 --> 00:09:41,918 No! No, I hate New Year's. 216 00:09:42,002 --> 00:09:44,504 -It's the worst holiday. -I was just saying that! 217 00:09:44,588 --> 00:09:45,881 [both] It's so overhyped! 218 00:09:45,964 --> 00:09:48,508 Exactly. So tonight, I'm just gonna stay in 219 00:09:48,592 --> 00:09:51,053 and murder a danish while watching a Danish murder show. 220 00:09:51,136 --> 00:09:54,556 Yeah, I was gonna do Broadcast News and Chinese food. 221 00:09:54,640 --> 00:09:56,850 Though I do love a Danish murder show. 222 00:09:56,933 --> 00:09:58,018 -Mm. -If you like, 223 00:09:58,101 --> 00:10:00,437 I could bring my takeout over and we could watch it together. 224 00:10:00,520 --> 00:10:02,481 Maybe you can tell me why women only like watching shows 225 00:10:02,564 --> 00:10:03,732 where other women get murdered? 226 00:10:03,815 --> 00:10:06,276 Oh, no, no, no, we would prefer it if men got murdered, 227 00:10:06,360 --> 00:10:08,445 -but that just so rarely happens. -Mm. 228 00:10:09,529 --> 00:10:12,115 Alright, well, I'll see you tonight. 229 00:10:18,246 --> 00:10:20,248 You didn't start the machine! 230 00:10:21,667 --> 00:10:25,379 [Naya] So, Mr. Johansson, it looks like you're interested in a facelift. 231 00:10:25,462 --> 00:10:28,465 It says here you want to look like Timothée Chalamet. 232 00:10:28,548 --> 00:10:31,134 Exactly. I want to look like a sexy 26-year-old. 233 00:10:31,218 --> 00:10:33,637 But I also want the results to be extremely subtle. 234 00:10:33,720 --> 00:10:35,055 -[door opens] -[Kel] Hi. I'm so sorry. 235 00:10:35,138 --> 00:10:36,723 I know you're with a patient, 236 00:10:36,807 --> 00:10:38,892 but I have to go to rehearsal. I can't wait anymore. 237 00:10:38,975 --> 00:10:41,019 Kel, this is an active medical consult. 238 00:10:41,103 --> 00:10:44,147 Yes, I know. I-- sir, I am so sorry. You look great. 239 00:10:44,231 --> 00:10:45,816 I mean, not great. I-It's good you're here. 240 00:10:45,899 --> 00:10:47,442 She's the best. You're gonna love your new face. 241 00:10:47,526 --> 00:10:50,529 -What do you want? -I'm in a new play on Broadway, 242 00:10:50,612 --> 00:10:53,573 and I'm leaving two tickets for Mom and Dad at will call for tonight. 243 00:10:53,657 --> 00:10:54,991 I need you to tell them to come. 244 00:10:55,075 --> 00:10:56,451 Kel, I can't get involved. 245 00:10:56,535 --> 00:10:59,079 Mom has barely forgiven me for getting my ankle tattoo. 246 00:10:59,162 --> 00:11:02,791 Look, they will go if it's from you. Please. 247 00:11:02,874 --> 00:11:06,920 I just need them to see what I'm doing and that I'm not some bum. 248 00:11:08,296 --> 00:11:11,049 Fine. I'll tell them about the show. 249 00:11:11,133 --> 00:11:13,552 But if they yell at me, I'm blocking your number. 250 00:11:14,553 --> 00:11:16,930 -I love you, Dr. Washington. -Ew! 251 00:11:17,013 --> 00:11:18,557 Just leave, Kel. 252 00:11:18,640 --> 00:11:21,852 -[door closes] -Actually, could you give me his jawline? 253 00:11:21,935 --> 00:11:23,019 [sighs] 254 00:11:23,103 --> 00:11:24,563 [Abby] Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. Excuse me, excuse me. 255 00:11:24,646 --> 00:11:26,481 Wait! Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! Wait, wait, wait, no! 256 00:11:26,565 --> 00:11:29,443 [grunting] You need to work on your functional strength, Abby. 257 00:11:29,526 --> 00:11:32,195 Help! Help! Oh, my God, thank you. 258 00:11:32,279 --> 00:11:35,240 No! Those were my last nice thing. 259 00:11:35,323 --> 00:11:36,867 And these are my first. 260 00:11:45,292 --> 00:11:47,961 This is all your fault, you asshole! 261 00:11:48,044 --> 00:11:51,047 [♪ rhythmic jazz music playing] 262 00:11:52,215 --> 00:11:54,134 Dickhead! 263 00:11:54,217 --> 00:11:57,763 Hey! Graffiti is a fineable offense. 264 00:11:58,597 --> 00:12:01,850 Yes, you, the woman making eye contact with me and holding a Sharpie. 265 00:12:03,268 --> 00:12:04,311 We got a runner. 266 00:12:08,482 --> 00:12:11,485 [♪ rhythmic music playing] 267 00:12:15,739 --> 00:12:17,574 Alright, fuckers. Vacation's over. 268 00:12:17,657 --> 00:12:19,075 In my office. 269 00:12:23,705 --> 00:12:27,417 [Davis] Bill sucks! Can't believe I ever wanted him to be best man at my wedding. 270 00:12:27,501 --> 00:12:28,668 [text whooshing] 271 00:12:30,003 --> 00:12:32,047 [Josh] He's the worst. Did AJ tell you? 272 00:12:32,130 --> 00:12:34,966 He dumped her, and took his ex on vacation. 273 00:12:40,263 --> 00:12:42,224 [Bill] Hey. Stop looking at the tombstones. 274 00:12:42,307 --> 00:12:45,310 We have work. Alright, so, on my trip, 275 00:12:45,393 --> 00:12:48,438 I spent the day skiing with my friend, Jimmy-- sorry, Mr. Beast. 276 00:12:48,522 --> 00:12:51,691 And he offered me $20,000 277 00:12:51,775 --> 00:12:53,777 to go down a double black blindfolded. 278 00:12:53,860 --> 00:12:56,571 I did it, and now he's willing to hear my pitch 279 00:12:56,655 --> 00:12:59,199 on Mr. Beast Feastables buying Hershey. 280 00:12:59,282 --> 00:13:02,035 So, do not plan on leaving the office for the next week. 281 00:13:02,118 --> 00:13:03,995 -[Bill chuckles] -[Dileep] Oh, uh... 282 00:13:04,079 --> 00:13:06,206 [chuckles] It-- it's New Year's Eve, 283 00:13:06,289 --> 00:13:07,958 and we worked through Christmas Eve. 284 00:13:08,041 --> 00:13:09,376 You know what the job is. 285 00:13:09,459 --> 00:13:12,629 Okay, well, if none of us get a vacation, can we hear about yours? 286 00:13:12,712 --> 00:13:16,800 I follow Catherine on Instagram, and Aspen looked insane. 287 00:13:16,883 --> 00:13:19,553 -Yeah, it was-- it was fine, whatever. -[Jocelyn] I would kill for a guy 288 00:13:19,636 --> 00:13:21,221 to take me on a snowy sleigh ride. 289 00:13:21,304 --> 00:13:23,807 That was the most romantic thing I've ever seen. 290 00:13:23,890 --> 00:13:25,725 I was like, "Is Bill gonna propose?" 291 00:13:25,809 --> 00:13:26,935 Yeah, fuck this. 292 00:13:27,018 --> 00:13:29,437 I've worked eight days straight through the holidays. 293 00:13:29,521 --> 00:13:33,024 Dileep and I spent Christmas Eve eating his wife's leftovers. 294 00:13:33,108 --> 00:13:34,234 It was bleak as hell. 295 00:13:35,068 --> 00:13:36,736 It's 11 am on New Year's Eve. 296 00:13:36,820 --> 00:13:38,405 I will see you all on the 2nd. 297 00:13:38,488 --> 00:13:42,659 But the rest of this year is for me. I am taking some fucking PTO. 298 00:13:43,577 --> 00:13:44,578 [exhales sharply] 299 00:13:47,581 --> 00:13:48,707 [chuckles] 300 00:13:48,790 --> 00:13:50,792 Someone's a little unhinged this morning, huh? 301 00:13:50,876 --> 00:13:54,504 [chuckles] Alright, uh, let's move on. Update me on Nabisco. 302 00:13:56,339 --> 00:13:58,633 Wait, wait, wait, wait. I've been asked 303 00:13:58,717 --> 00:14:00,468 -to be on a New Year's Eve show? -Yep. 304 00:14:00,552 --> 00:14:02,095 Hannah and Paige Drop the Ball. 305 00:14:02,178 --> 00:14:04,055 -And that's good? -[Josh] Oh, my God, it's the best one. 306 00:14:04,139 --> 00:14:07,267 Hannah Berner and Paige DeSorbo are so funny, so current. 307 00:14:07,350 --> 00:14:10,020 You wanna be relevant, this is the show to be on. 308 00:14:10,103 --> 00:14:13,023 Yeah, and apparently, they asked for you, specifically. 309 00:14:13,106 --> 00:14:15,400 No one's ever asked for me specifically. 310 00:14:15,483 --> 00:14:16,526 Incredible. 311 00:14:16,610 --> 00:14:19,696 I knew you would figure this out for me, Paula. 312 00:14:20,697 --> 00:14:22,407 -Oh, um... -[sighs] 313 00:14:22,490 --> 00:14:24,993 -[clicking tongue] It was-- -It was all Paula, Wes. 314 00:14:27,120 --> 00:14:28,121 Thank you. 315 00:14:29,372 --> 00:14:31,625 Now, excuse me. Someone needs to get their hair system 316 00:14:31,708 --> 00:14:33,585 adjusted for their big night. 317 00:14:34,294 --> 00:14:35,295 [Wes chuckles] 318 00:14:36,463 --> 00:14:40,550 I don't think I've ever seen him this happy, so... 319 00:14:41,760 --> 00:14:43,345 Thank you, Josh. 320 00:14:43,428 --> 00:14:46,389 No, Paula. Thank you. 321 00:14:46,473 --> 00:14:48,350 I mean... [chuckles] I don't know where to-- 322 00:14:48,433 --> 00:14:51,394 I sense you winding up to something, so shut up, 323 00:14:51,478 --> 00:14:55,273 and get your puffer out of storage, we're going to Times Square tonight. 324 00:14:55,357 --> 00:14:58,109 Alright, this deal is extremely competitive. 325 00:14:58,193 --> 00:14:59,486 So, let's knock it out the park. 326 00:14:59,569 --> 00:15:02,155 And I need everyone to step it up and get on my level, 327 00:15:02,238 --> 00:15:04,199 so we can get all of you one of these. 328 00:15:05,909 --> 00:15:07,994 [Jocelyn] Thank you. 329 00:15:08,078 --> 00:15:10,413 Hey, meeting's over. Get out. 330 00:15:11,498 --> 00:15:12,999 [sniffling] 331 00:15:13,083 --> 00:15:14,793 [sighs] It wasn't unhinged. 332 00:15:14,876 --> 00:15:18,463 -What? -When you said AJ was acting unhinged, 333 00:15:18,546 --> 00:15:20,256 I don't think she was being unhinged. 334 00:15:20,340 --> 00:15:23,259 Actually, I think she was reacting pretty normal 335 00:15:23,343 --> 00:15:26,471 for someone whose boss dated them and then dumped them. 336 00:15:26,554 --> 00:15:28,598 Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey, hey. 337 00:15:28,682 --> 00:15:30,016 Keep your voice down. Are you crazy? 338 00:15:30,100 --> 00:15:32,560 Yeah, she thought she was dating you, man. 339 00:15:32,644 --> 00:15:35,772 Meanwhile, your beautiful ass is bringing your model girlfriend on vacation. 340 00:15:35,855 --> 00:15:38,191 -I'm not talking about this here. -Yeah, you are. 341 00:15:38,274 --> 00:15:40,360 Because what you did was unhinged. 342 00:15:40,443 --> 00:15:42,612 AJ is amazing, and you're just-- 343 00:15:42,696 --> 00:15:44,906 you are just a huge jerk. 344 00:15:44,990 --> 00:15:46,908 Enough! This isn't about AJ. 345 00:15:46,992 --> 00:15:49,995 You're just mad because she picked me over you, you cuck! 346 00:15:52,664 --> 00:15:54,499 Hey! Davis! Get off! Get... 347 00:15:54,582 --> 00:15:56,835 -[Davis grunting] -Ah! Hey, what are you doing? 348 00:15:56,918 --> 00:15:58,586 [Davis] I'm fighting you! 349 00:15:58,670 --> 00:15:59,754 -Stop it! -I can't! 350 00:15:59,838 --> 00:16:01,756 Ah! [groaning] 351 00:16:01,840 --> 00:16:03,258 That fucking hurt! 352 00:16:03,341 --> 00:16:05,135 -Well, stop fighting me, you idiot! -Never! 353 00:16:05,218 --> 00:16:07,512 -Eat candy canes, asshole! -Hey, hey! 354 00:16:07,595 --> 00:16:09,347 -Hey! -[glass shattering] 355 00:16:09,431 --> 00:16:11,224 Hey, now, you're pissing me off! No! 356 00:16:11,307 --> 00:16:13,393 -[Davis grunting] -[Jocelyn] Bill! 357 00:16:13,476 --> 00:16:14,769 -Stop it! -No! I'm winning! 358 00:16:16,021 --> 00:16:18,732 -Hey, I told you to stop! -Bill, Bill! Enough! Enough! 359 00:16:18,815 --> 00:16:20,525 Up, up. On your feet. 360 00:16:20,608 --> 00:16:22,485 -Come on. -[Davis grunting] 361 00:16:22,569 --> 00:16:24,029 -You okay? -[Davis] Yeah. 362 00:16:24,112 --> 00:16:27,615 Okay. Well, now's a good time to tell you 363 00:16:27,699 --> 00:16:29,951 that I've requested a transfer to a different department. 364 00:16:30,035 --> 00:16:32,412 You're not transferring anywhere. You're fired. 365 00:16:33,288 --> 00:16:34,622 Even better. 366 00:16:37,417 --> 00:16:38,668 Get out. 367 00:16:42,464 --> 00:16:44,924 Thanks for bailing me out of subway jail. 368 00:16:45,008 --> 00:16:48,303 Thank you for buying me hot chocolate, and thank you for my cheesy potatoes. 369 00:16:48,386 --> 00:16:50,096 What the hell is going on with you? 370 00:16:50,180 --> 00:16:52,390 I mean, you're cool, but even you're not cool enough 371 00:16:52,474 --> 00:16:54,726 to get away with graffiti in New York. 372 00:16:54,809 --> 00:16:56,936 Nothing's wrong with me. I'm perfect. 373 00:16:57,020 --> 00:16:58,855 Stupid fucking men are ruining my life. 374 00:16:58,938 --> 00:17:00,607 -Mm. -Austin screwed me over, 375 00:17:00,690 --> 00:17:02,484 and then Kel put me in the poorhouse. 376 00:17:02,567 --> 00:17:04,652 Abby, I love you. 377 00:17:04,736 --> 00:17:07,572 But this isn't Kel's fault. Like, at all. 378 00:17:07,655 --> 00:17:10,283 -[scoffs] -I'm sorry, but you put your career 379 00:17:10,366 --> 00:17:14,788 in the hands of a man who plays the didgeridoo unironically. 380 00:17:15,914 --> 00:17:18,333 So, what I'm hearing is it's all Austin's fault. 381 00:17:21,169 --> 00:17:22,879 I know. I know. 382 00:17:22,962 --> 00:17:24,798 -Mm-hmm. -It is my fault. 383 00:17:24,881 --> 00:17:27,634 All of it. And I made you leave work. 384 00:17:27,717 --> 00:17:29,844 Fuck! Your one true love. 385 00:17:29,928 --> 00:17:31,721 It's fine. I took PTO. 386 00:17:31,805 --> 00:17:34,307 Nice, meanwhile, I'm taking the last shift at work, 387 00:17:34,390 --> 00:17:38,895 and I have to apologize to someone I successfully gaslit. 388 00:17:38,978 --> 00:17:40,480 So, this is Happy New Year. 389 00:17:40,563 --> 00:17:42,148 I guess so! 390 00:17:42,232 --> 00:17:44,734 But I will be thinking of you at midnight when I put fleece socks 391 00:17:44,818 --> 00:17:46,236 -on a mannequin. -Okay, next year... 392 00:17:46,319 --> 00:17:48,238 -Mm? -...let's promise to be happier, 393 00:17:48,321 --> 00:17:51,407 hotter, and vacationing in Miami. 394 00:17:51,491 --> 00:17:54,619 Don't talk dirty to me, AJ Pascarelli. You know how I feel about Miami. 395 00:17:54,702 --> 00:17:57,122 -Mm. -Happy New Year. 396 00:17:57,205 --> 00:17:59,874 -I love you. -[both laughing] 397 00:18:01,167 --> 00:18:02,752 [knocking] 398 00:18:04,754 --> 00:18:08,133 Oh, looking for someone else to yell at, Abby? 399 00:18:08,216 --> 00:18:10,176 Hey. Is Kel here? 400 00:18:10,260 --> 00:18:12,720 No, you don't get to talk to Kel, okay? 401 00:18:12,804 --> 00:18:14,347 You're rude to Kel, you're rude to me. 402 00:18:15,140 --> 00:18:18,726 -Hey, Abby, what's up? -Yes, Abby. What is up? 403 00:18:18,810 --> 00:18:21,229 Thanks, Josh. You can go. 404 00:18:21,312 --> 00:18:23,273 Okay, but if you need me, I'll be right here, 405 00:18:23,356 --> 00:18:25,150 activating my hand warmers for tonight. 406 00:18:25,233 --> 00:18:27,193 Hey, I don't have much time. 407 00:18:27,277 --> 00:18:29,279 -Uh, call for my play is soon. -Oh. 408 00:18:30,446 --> 00:18:33,783 I just wanted to apologize for the other night. 409 00:18:33,867 --> 00:18:35,160 I had no right to yell at you-- 410 00:18:35,243 --> 00:18:36,744 -[Josh] Oh, shit! -What? 411 00:18:36,828 --> 00:18:38,830 The packet broke when I threw it at the wall, 412 00:18:38,913 --> 00:18:40,832 and there's, like, hand warmer stuff everywhere. 413 00:18:40,915 --> 00:18:43,084 Oh, God, I hope this stuff isn't toxic. 414 00:18:44,586 --> 00:18:46,129 -Anyway-- -We're good. 415 00:18:47,046 --> 00:18:48,047 But thank you. 416 00:18:49,757 --> 00:18:51,593 Okay. Uh, well... 417 00:18:52,719 --> 00:18:54,220 uh, break a leg tonight. 418 00:18:54,304 --> 00:18:56,681 -That's so exciting. -Yeah, yeah. 419 00:18:56,764 --> 00:19:00,101 Uh, there's actually a cast party after, if you're free. 420 00:19:01,060 --> 00:19:02,937 Wait, wait, wait. You said we couldn't go to that. 421 00:19:03,021 --> 00:19:05,315 I said you couldn't go to that. 422 00:19:05,398 --> 00:19:08,109 It's New York, you know lists don't apply to people who look like Abby. 423 00:19:08,193 --> 00:19:09,986 Hm? People that look like me? 424 00:19:10,069 --> 00:19:12,197 N... [chuckles] No, no, you know what I mean. 425 00:19:12,280 --> 00:19:14,240 Damn, Kel. I was just out here 426 00:19:14,324 --> 00:19:16,242 trying to apologize, not get hit on. 427 00:19:16,326 --> 00:19:17,535 [laughing] 428 00:19:19,495 --> 00:19:21,247 -Bye. -Bye, Kel. 429 00:19:22,624 --> 00:19:25,835 I hate how I'm dressed. I should have worn some sparkles. 430 00:19:25,919 --> 00:19:27,503 I think you look handsome, sir. 431 00:19:27,587 --> 00:19:30,256 Very distinguished, like a thin Santa Claus. 432 00:19:30,340 --> 00:19:33,426 Oh, my God, sir, it is such an honor to meet you. 433 00:19:33,509 --> 00:19:35,595 Truly. Thank you for being here. 434 00:19:35,678 --> 00:19:37,472 God damn it. They think I'm Steve Martin. 435 00:19:37,555 --> 00:19:39,807 -Let's go. -No, Wes, we know it's you. 436 00:19:39,891 --> 00:19:43,144 We're so excited to have you on our show. We're just huge fans. 437 00:19:43,228 --> 00:19:44,646 Oh, my God. 438 00:19:44,729 --> 00:19:46,397 I'm Josh, by the way. 439 00:19:46,481 --> 00:19:48,900 Big fan of your podcast. I'm a giggler. 440 00:19:48,983 --> 00:19:51,236 They don't have time to shake your mittens, Josh. 441 00:19:51,319 --> 00:19:52,904 Oh, I don't mind. Give me that mitten. [giggles] 442 00:19:52,987 --> 00:19:55,573 Anyways, we can't wait to see you out there, Wes. 443 00:19:55,657 --> 00:19:58,117 You're actually doing our favorite bit, Hot Take Yearbook. 444 00:19:58,993 --> 00:20:01,496 Oh, wow. We just thought you'd want Wes on 445 00:20:01,579 --> 00:20:03,581 to, you know, talk about current events, 446 00:20:03,665 --> 00:20:06,209 or maybe ring a big decorative bell. 447 00:20:06,292 --> 00:20:07,669 You know, shit like that. 448 00:20:07,752 --> 00:20:10,421 No, that would be really boring television. 449 00:20:10,505 --> 00:20:12,799 But don't worry, it's totally effortless. 450 00:20:12,882 --> 00:20:16,636 Just give your honest opinions on all the pop culture trends of the year. 451 00:20:16,719 --> 00:20:18,513 [Hannah] Yeah, we'll cover Traitors, Addison Rae, 452 00:20:18,596 --> 00:20:21,307 housewives, Cole Escola, things like that. 453 00:20:21,391 --> 00:20:22,517 See you out there. 454 00:20:23,643 --> 00:20:25,937 W-What is a Cole Escola? 455 00:20:26,020 --> 00:20:28,690 [♪ big band music playing] 456 00:20:28,773 --> 00:20:30,608 [phone dings] 457 00:20:32,318 --> 00:20:36,030 [Jocelyn] Oh, my God! You missed some crazy shit at work after you left! 458 00:20:37,031 --> 00:20:38,574 [overlapping shouting on video] 459 00:20:38,658 --> 00:20:41,411 [AJ] Holy shit. Oh! 460 00:20:41,494 --> 00:20:42,870 [Jocelyn] It's crazy! 461 00:20:42,954 --> 00:20:45,456 But I've always suspected that Bill and Davis were hooking up! 462 00:20:47,458 --> 00:20:49,877 [overlapping shouting on video] 463 00:20:50,753 --> 00:20:52,964 [Wes] Every time I scroll, there's another video! 464 00:20:53,047 --> 00:20:54,549 Please! Stop the flood! 465 00:20:54,632 --> 00:20:56,843 Wes, it will be fine. You're a news anchor. 466 00:20:56,926 --> 00:20:59,178 I'm sure you know pop culture better than you think. 467 00:20:59,262 --> 00:21:00,680 I'll start with a softball. 468 00:21:00,763 --> 00:21:02,765 -What's your opinion on Labubus? -Oh, fuck. 469 00:21:02,849 --> 00:21:04,809 No, Paula, call the car. We're leaving. 470 00:21:04,892 --> 00:21:06,019 [phone dings] 471 00:21:06,602 --> 00:21:08,438 [AJ] Hey! What do you want for dinner? I'm ordering now. 472 00:21:08,521 --> 00:21:11,316 The dumpling place is a 3-hour delivery time. 473 00:21:11,399 --> 00:21:13,192 [Josh] Get me whatever! Running late! 474 00:21:13,276 --> 00:21:14,652 [text whooshing] 475 00:21:14,736 --> 00:21:17,530 You're leaving? Wes has wanted this forever. 476 00:21:17,613 --> 00:21:20,158 And I humiliated myself to make this happen. 477 00:21:20,241 --> 00:21:21,784 Please, don't let it be for nothing. 478 00:21:21,868 --> 00:21:26,039 [Paula] Okay, this isn't about you. It's about that man's reputation. 479 00:21:26,122 --> 00:21:28,166 -We're going. -No, wait. 480 00:21:29,375 --> 00:21:32,837 Wes, I know people think I'm sanctimonious and annoying. 481 00:21:32,920 --> 00:21:34,339 And guess what, I am. 482 00:21:34,422 --> 00:21:38,134 I believe in right and wrong because I'm a journalist. 483 00:21:38,217 --> 00:21:39,677 You taught me that. 484 00:21:39,761 --> 00:21:41,012 You go out there... 485 00:21:42,180 --> 00:21:44,015 and you give 'em Wes Dryden. 486 00:21:44,098 --> 00:21:47,143 And I promise that will be enough. 487 00:21:48,311 --> 00:21:49,771 I appreciate that, Josh. 488 00:21:49,854 --> 00:21:51,939 But from the bottom of my heart... 489 00:21:53,024 --> 00:21:54,692 you're wrong and sound stupid. 490 00:21:56,069 --> 00:21:57,570 I get that you think that. 491 00:21:58,321 --> 00:21:59,530 But do you trust me? 492 00:22:02,575 --> 00:22:04,410 Wait. Do you? 493 00:22:05,828 --> 00:22:08,539 -I'm thinking. -[whispering] Oh, my God. 494 00:22:13,669 --> 00:22:15,213 [Davis] Kel! Hey, over here! 495 00:22:15,296 --> 00:22:18,841 -Dude! [laughing] -That was insane! 496 00:22:18,925 --> 00:22:21,052 I loved it so much, I bought all the merch! 497 00:22:22,553 --> 00:22:26,391 Thank you so much for coming, Davey. And I-I'm sorry I can't go out later. 498 00:22:26,474 --> 00:22:28,976 Oh, no, no, no, it's fine. I'm not even in the mood for that anymore. 499 00:22:29,060 --> 00:22:30,478 What-- Oh, my God, what happened to your eye? 500 00:22:30,561 --> 00:22:32,021 Oh, got into a fight. Don't worry about it. 501 00:22:32,105 --> 00:22:33,272 But I won, big-time. 502 00:22:33,356 --> 00:22:35,608 Okay, uh, I have a lot more questions. 503 00:22:35,691 --> 00:22:37,485 Actually, j-just give me one second. 504 00:22:37,568 --> 00:22:40,029 Hey, uh, Bianca, did my parents pick up the tickets from will call? 505 00:22:40,113 --> 00:22:41,864 I don't think they did. 506 00:22:43,324 --> 00:22:45,076 [Davis] Shit. Sorry, buddy. 507 00:22:45,159 --> 00:22:48,287 Mr. Washington, that was so good! 508 00:22:48,371 --> 00:22:49,664 Girls, what are you-- what are you doing here? 509 00:22:49,747 --> 00:22:51,833 -I thought you were on vacation. -Yeah, vacation you ruined 510 00:22:51,916 --> 00:22:54,710 with your cringe email saying that you're not our teacher anymore. 511 00:22:54,794 --> 00:22:57,588 Hey, it wasn't cringe. I poured my heart into that email. 512 00:22:57,672 --> 00:22:59,465 Yeah, exactly. Gross. 513 00:22:59,549 --> 00:23:01,217 Point is, we got our parents to come back early 514 00:23:01,300 --> 00:23:02,593 so we could see your play. 515 00:23:02,677 --> 00:23:04,137 It was Marina's idea. 516 00:23:04,220 --> 00:23:06,222 -She's in love with you. -No, that's not true. 517 00:23:06,305 --> 00:23:08,766 I-- I said I loved him as a teacher, Sarah. 518 00:23:08,850 --> 00:23:10,893 And I loved having you as students. 519 00:23:10,977 --> 00:23:12,520 Come here. 520 00:23:12,603 --> 00:23:15,690 Oh, you softies. 521 00:23:19,735 --> 00:23:20,778 Oh. 522 00:23:20,862 --> 00:23:22,947 So, can you buy us alcohol? 523 00:23:23,030 --> 00:23:24,574 No. Stop! 524 00:23:24,657 --> 00:23:26,909 This is great. You're like Gru with his kids. 525 00:23:26,993 --> 00:23:29,036 -Can you buy us some alcohol? -[both] No! 526 00:23:29,120 --> 00:23:31,372 {\an8}Welcome back to the show. We're joined now 527 00:23:31,456 --> 00:23:33,749 {\an8}by pop icon, Ashanti. 528 00:23:33,833 --> 00:23:35,626 {\an8}Hey, what's up, what's up? 529 00:23:35,710 --> 00:23:38,004 {\an8}And news icon, Wes Dryden. 530 00:23:38,087 --> 00:23:39,797 {\an8}Hello, America. 531 00:23:39,881 --> 00:23:42,508 {\an8}Y-You have a wonderful name. 532 00:23:42,592 --> 00:23:46,220 {\an8}I spent time with the Ashanti people in West Africa. 533 00:23:46,304 --> 00:23:47,805 [Paula] Oh, God, this better work. 534 00:23:47,889 --> 00:23:49,307 This thing goes right to teleprompter, right? 535 00:23:50,057 --> 00:23:51,350 -Trust me. -[Ashanti] I don't know 536 00:23:51,434 --> 00:23:54,687 {\an8}if it's pop culture, but the most significant moment of my year 537 00:23:54,770 --> 00:23:56,981 {\an8}is when I put together that flash mob for Nelly's birthday. 538 00:23:57,064 --> 00:23:58,441 {\an8}Love you, babe! 539 00:23:58,524 --> 00:24:00,985 {\an8}No, that TikTok seriously made me cry. 540 00:24:01,068 --> 00:24:02,778 {\an8}-[Ashanti chuckles] -[Paige DeSorbo] Okay, Wes, now your turn. 541 00:24:02,862 --> 00:24:06,407 {\an8}What was your most significant pop culture moment of the year? 542 00:24:06,491 --> 00:24:10,119 {\an8}Oh, uh, uh, the Rizzler on Batman. 543 00:24:10,203 --> 00:24:11,329 {\an8}Okay! 544 00:24:11,412 --> 00:24:14,123 [Paula] Jesus Christ, Josh, do something! 545 00:24:14,207 --> 00:24:17,043 {\an8}Um, what song would you pick from this year 546 00:24:17,126 --> 00:24:21,005 {\an8}to replace the classic New Year's song "Auld Lang Syne"? 547 00:24:21,088 --> 00:24:23,716 {\an8}-Oh, I got this. -Okay, I am holding out 548 00:24:23,799 --> 00:24:28,179 {\an8}for Ariana Grande to give me the New Year's Eve banger I deserve. 549 00:24:28,262 --> 00:24:30,139 {\an8}So true. Wes, and you? 550 00:24:30,223 --> 00:24:31,682 {\an8}Oh, um... 551 00:24:31,766 --> 00:24:32,975 Look at the prompter. 552 00:24:33,059 --> 00:24:34,727 {\an8}-Uh... -Look at the prompter. 553 00:24:34,810 --> 00:24:36,896 {\an8}-Um... -[both] Look at the prompter! 554 00:24:37,647 --> 00:24:38,689 {\an8}[Wes] Uh... 555 00:24:39,440 --> 00:24:44,362 {\an8}Well, I-- I guess I'd ask why it needs to be replaced. 556 00:24:44,445 --> 00:24:49,033 {\an8}Maybe things that are old shouldn't be cast aside so soon. 557 00:24:49,116 --> 00:24:53,079 {\an8}"Auld Lang Syne" first came about during World War One. 558 00:24:53,162 --> 00:24:56,249 {\an8}Soldiers would sing it in the trenches. 559 00:24:56,332 --> 00:24:59,418 It became a tradition associated with remembrance. 560 00:24:59,502 --> 00:25:02,129 {\an8}And each year we sing it... 561 00:25:03,422 --> 00:25:05,049 {\an8}it connects us to our past. 562 00:25:05,132 --> 00:25:07,051 {\an8}Damn, Wes, I almost fell asleep 563 00:25:07,134 --> 00:25:09,011 {\an8}while you were talking, but you landed that. 564 00:25:09,095 --> 00:25:12,306 -You have so much to share with us. -Thank you, Ashanti. 565 00:25:12,390 --> 00:25:15,226 {\an8}Speaking of which, I've been dying to know. 566 00:25:15,309 --> 00:25:18,604 {\an8}What was New Year's Eve like in New York's glory days? 567 00:25:18,688 --> 00:25:20,731 {\an8}Yeah, what was that, the '50s and '60s? 568 00:25:20,815 --> 00:25:23,609 {\an8}No, Hannah, I-- I'm not that old. 569 00:25:23,693 --> 00:25:28,364 {\an8}But what I will say is, if you can remember New York's glory days... 570 00:25:29,365 --> 00:25:31,450 {\an8}you didn't have very good cocaine. 571 00:25:31,534 --> 00:25:32,618 {\an8}-[Hannah] Oop! -[all laughing] 572 00:25:32,702 --> 00:25:34,412 Not that I would know. 573 00:25:34,495 --> 00:25:37,081 -[both laughing] -Oh, my God, he did it! 574 00:25:37,164 --> 00:25:39,166 Oh, God. 575 00:25:40,042 --> 00:25:41,043 Great job. 576 00:25:42,128 --> 00:25:43,129 [phone buzzing] 577 00:25:44,547 --> 00:25:46,173 [AJ] Where are you? 578 00:25:47,425 --> 00:25:49,635 Oh. Go on your date, it's fine. 579 00:25:49,719 --> 00:25:50,803 Really? 580 00:25:50,886 --> 00:25:52,722 As a journalist, I feel it's important to-- 581 00:25:52,805 --> 00:25:54,390 Okay, get the hell outta here. 582 00:25:55,433 --> 00:25:56,434 Thank you. 583 00:25:57,226 --> 00:25:58,603 Happy New Year. 584 00:25:58,686 --> 00:26:02,898 [♪ "Hannah in the City" by Bestfriend playing] 585 00:26:02,982 --> 00:26:05,818 ♪ Would we have had a chance ♪ 586 00:26:05,901 --> 00:26:06,902 ♪ New apartments ♪ 587 00:26:06,986 --> 00:26:08,613 [voice] You folded that terribly. 588 00:26:09,864 --> 00:26:10,865 Vanessa? 589 00:26:11,741 --> 00:26:13,701 What-- what are you doing here? 590 00:26:13,784 --> 00:26:16,037 Well, I had to see if it was true. 591 00:26:16,120 --> 00:26:19,248 If Abby Chilukuri, once the promising young assistant 592 00:26:19,332 --> 00:26:22,209 to the best celebrity stylist in New York, 593 00:26:22,293 --> 00:26:23,836 was really working retail. 594 00:26:23,919 --> 00:26:27,298 [scoffs] Well, now you know. 595 00:26:27,381 --> 00:26:28,507 How did you find out? 596 00:26:28,591 --> 00:26:31,636 {\an8}My pedicurist came in here to get a Minions t-shirt for her dog, 597 00:26:31,719 --> 00:26:33,387 and she saw you in here, 598 00:26:33,471 --> 00:26:35,806 and then I asked my Deuxmoi spies to verify, 599 00:26:35,890 --> 00:26:38,601 because, well, it's embarrassing. 600 00:26:38,684 --> 00:26:42,063 Is that what you came here to say? Because I know it's humiliating. 601 00:26:42,146 --> 00:26:43,689 I mean, clearly, I shouldn't have left you. 602 00:26:43,773 --> 00:26:47,610 It was dishonest, and I wasn't ready. 603 00:26:47,693 --> 00:26:48,944 No, you weren't. 604 00:26:49,028 --> 00:26:51,030 You were blindly ambitious and impatient. 605 00:26:52,323 --> 00:26:53,991 And yet... [sighs] 606 00:26:55,117 --> 00:26:58,371 ...still better than any assistant I've hired since. 607 00:26:58,454 --> 00:27:00,081 -Really? -Yeah. 608 00:27:00,164 --> 00:27:03,084 Everyone else is lazy and has to tell me about their personal problems. 609 00:27:03,167 --> 00:27:06,170 It's like I don't care about your gut health, Hadley, please. 610 00:27:06,253 --> 00:27:10,841 So, if you are smart enough to never cross me again... 611 00:27:11,967 --> 00:27:14,053 -I will rehire you on a trial basis. -[gasps] 612 00:27:14,845 --> 00:27:17,014 -Oh, my God. Seriously? -Yeah. 613 00:27:17,098 --> 00:27:18,974 Vanessa. Vanessa, thank you! 614 00:27:19,058 --> 00:27:20,351 -[gasps] -Okay. 615 00:27:20,434 --> 00:27:21,644 -Sorry. -It's okay. 616 00:27:22,770 --> 00:27:24,605 Oh, this is soft! 617 00:27:25,981 --> 00:27:28,109 Steal this for me and bring it into the office tomorrow. 618 00:27:31,654 --> 00:27:32,655 [whispering] Yes! 619 00:27:34,990 --> 00:27:36,242 Thank you. 620 00:27:37,952 --> 00:27:40,287 -Abby, you came! -[chuckles] Of course. 621 00:27:41,747 --> 00:27:43,165 -Congratulations. -Thank you. 622 00:27:43,249 --> 00:27:44,542 I-- I mean, how was the show? 623 00:27:44,625 --> 00:27:46,127 It was incredible. 624 00:27:46,210 --> 00:27:47,795 -Yeah? -And-- and your timing is perfect. 625 00:27:48,671 --> 00:27:50,756 -Can I ask you something as a friend? -Mm-hmm. 626 00:27:50,840 --> 00:27:52,508 [clearing throat] How do I look right now? 627 00:27:52,591 --> 00:27:53,926 Be honest. 628 00:27:54,009 --> 00:27:55,553 Yeah, you look amazing. 629 00:27:55,636 --> 00:27:57,388 -Yeah? -Mm-hmm. 630 00:27:57,471 --> 00:28:00,891 Okay, 'cause there's this girl on the show, 631 00:28:00,975 --> 00:28:03,102 I think she's really cute, and we've been, you know, 632 00:28:03,185 --> 00:28:05,563 kind of talking a little bit. 633 00:28:05,646 --> 00:28:08,399 -No, seriously, you look amazing. -Okay. 634 00:28:08,482 --> 00:28:09,942 Yeah, you should totally go talk to the girl. 635 00:28:10,025 --> 00:28:11,986 Okay, uh, I'll be right back. I just need to make sure 636 00:28:12,069 --> 00:28:13,529 Bianca doesn't leave. One second. 637 00:28:15,114 --> 00:28:18,409 [♪ upbeat music playing] 638 00:28:18,492 --> 00:28:19,493 Bianca. 639 00:28:20,828 --> 00:28:22,455 -Here you go. -Thanks. 640 00:28:22,538 --> 00:28:24,081 Of course, it's, um... [clearing throat] 641 00:28:24,165 --> 00:28:26,876 I hope you like tequila sodas 'cause I panicked! 642 00:28:26,959 --> 00:28:29,003 -[both laughing] -Oh, God. 643 00:28:29,086 --> 00:28:32,673 It's fine, but you're the only person I'd drink a tequila soda for. 644 00:28:35,926 --> 00:28:38,179 [Danish show playing on laptop] She thought silence meant safety. 645 00:28:38,262 --> 00:28:39,555 {\an8}[sighs] 646 00:28:39,638 --> 00:28:41,974 But in this country, it never does. 647 00:28:42,141 --> 00:28:43,601 {\an8}-[knocking] -Mm! 648 00:28:45,102 --> 00:28:47,396 Well, it took you long enough. D-Davis. 649 00:28:48,189 --> 00:28:50,941 -Hey. -What are you doing here? 650 00:28:51,025 --> 00:28:53,110 Uh, this is for you. 651 00:28:54,153 --> 00:28:56,030 My deal tombstone. 652 00:28:56,113 --> 00:28:58,616 You made that deal happen. You earned it. 653 00:28:59,617 --> 00:29:00,826 Thank you. 654 00:29:01,827 --> 00:29:03,454 -Happy New Year. -Davis, wait. 655 00:29:04,580 --> 00:29:05,998 Did you get fired? 656 00:29:06,081 --> 00:29:08,834 Yeah. Yeah, I think so. 657 00:29:11,253 --> 00:29:13,339 Why did you fight Bill? 658 00:29:14,507 --> 00:29:17,051 Uh... I, uh... 659 00:29:21,263 --> 00:29:22,765 I didn't like how he treated you. 660 00:29:23,849 --> 00:29:25,643 And I didn't think he should get away with it. 661 00:29:28,687 --> 00:29:29,688 [inhales sharply] 662 00:29:31,440 --> 00:29:33,108 Do you like me? 663 00:29:34,527 --> 00:29:35,528 Uh... 664 00:29:38,656 --> 00:29:39,657 I do. 665 00:29:43,786 --> 00:29:44,995 Well, I should... 666 00:29:45,538 --> 00:29:49,166 [♪ "That's How Strong My Love Is" by Otis Redding playing] 667 00:29:49,250 --> 00:29:53,629 ♪ If I were the sun way up there ♪ 668 00:29:54,213 --> 00:29:57,174 ♪ I'd go with love most everywhere ♪ 669 00:29:58,509 --> 00:30:01,470 ♪ I'll be the moon when the sun goes down ♪ 670 00:30:03,180 --> 00:30:06,058 ♪ Just to let you know that I'm still around ♪ 671 00:30:07,601 --> 00:30:11,564 ♪ That's how strong my love is, darling ♪ 672 00:30:12,481 --> 00:30:15,234 ♪ That's how strong my love is, baby ♪ 673 00:30:16,443 --> 00:30:20,197 ♪ That's how strong my love is, whoa ♪ 674 00:30:21,073 --> 00:30:23,826 ♪ That's how strong my love is ♪ 675 00:30:25,828 --> 00:30:28,622 ♪ I'll be the ocean so deep and wide ♪ 676 00:30:29,623 --> 00:30:33,210 ♪ And catch all the tears whenever you cry, now ♪ 677 00:30:34,336 --> 00:30:37,756 ♪ I'll be the breeze after the storm is gone ♪ 678 00:30:37,840 --> 00:30:41,552 ♪ To dry your eyes and love you all over ♪ 679 00:30:43,012 --> 00:30:46,390 ♪ That's how strong my love is, baby ♪ 680 00:30:47,391 --> 00:30:49,810 ♪ That's how strong my love is, now ♪ 681 00:30:51,687 --> 00:30:54,398 ♪ That's how strong my love is ♪ 682 00:30:54,481 --> 00:30:55,482 [voice] Go to bed.